Monday, July 18, 2005

been a long lonely lonely lonely lonely lonely time

well...not really lonely, I just thought it worked well off Bryce's post. So how's it going? Got a lot of stuff to catch up on so I'll try to make it quick

1-getting from Pamplona to Barcelona was as bad as San Fermines was good. We grosly underestimated the train situation and ended up spending countless(well, 9) hours on the slowest ass regional train that even made stops at ghost towns. I kid you not, some of these places had no building with all 4 walls. Picture the tumbleweed.

2-Barcelona sucked then rocked. First of all we had to climb a mountain to get to our hostel. No Fun. Then we spent a day walking around trying to find museums that weren't there (thanks a lot Let's Go) and movies that weren't in english, or were sold out. We did see super cute penguins at the biggest aquarium in Europe. Extra credit; How do you tell the difference between male and female sharks? Answer for bonus points. Correct answer will be provided in the next post
The second full day in Barcelona was sweet because we split up and did what the other didn't really want to do. For me that ment hiking up Tibidabo..but that's a story for another time(right Big A and Jody?). I also went to a sweet Chocolate or Xocolate museum and had the best hot chocolate of my life. It was more like a melted chocolate bar than milk and powder. Really good!

3-We continued our journey via cramped and overpriced sleeper train to pretty but overpriced Geneva. Bryce loved it, so read his post. I loved this art and history museum where I got to see some of the 18th Century French artists that I missed in the Louvre. They also had an entire wing devoted to prehistory. Sigh.

4-The train ride from Geneva to Chamonix was amazing as the train took us right up and through the alps. Some great views. Chamonix was enjoyed via the awesome concrete luge and incredible gondola ride past Mont Blanc and into Italy.

5-We completed our 4 different countries in 4 days with our long trek down the foothills of the alps and to the bus station that would get us to the train station that would get us to Torino. Home of the coming winter olympics, we had just enough time to see the shroud of turin, or at least a picture of it, the "ultra modern" Olympic atrium (actually quite cool) and the nice balcony off our room in the hostel, which was again, up a freakin mountain. Gosh!

6-Nice was nice. HAHA bet I'm the first one ever to use that joke! It wasn't great, but it didn't suck either(the latter mostly resulting from magical reasons). We heard the beaches were rocky, but no one told us they were bouldery! What gives people? The water was delicious, apart from the random hot and cold spots that seemed to drift by and definitely DEFINITELY had no relation to urine. Most of the first evening I dedicated to finding a book shop where I could obtain The Half Blood Prince, and much to my delight I found one fairly quickly. I made my date with felix felicis for 9:30 the following morning at the resident Virgin Megastore. We literally acted out the plot of You've Got Mail, snubbing the quaint and Potter-banner adorned "shop around the corner"(seriously it was right around the block) for the big bad superstore. Don't hate, it was Bryce's money and it was 12 euros cheaper, which means what, 80 dollars now? So Potter was obtained and read for half the day at the beach, when I wasn't shifting my towel over the quarry. We spent the afternoon, and the evening, and the night in Monaco. Apparently there is no 12:20 train back to Nice. Charlie et la Choclaterie was pleasant enough, though I like the original version better. Pure Imagination ya know. Sleeping on a lounge chair with posh cars revving by and posh cops pretending not to see you wasn't as glamorous as it sounds. It was basically uncomfortable and cold.

7-5 Terre are pretty damn nice. Wish we had more time here about as much as I wish it hadn't been slightly rainy all day today. That didn't stop me from hiking to all five terres, spotting dozens of salamanders, getting great and cheap gelato, reading more Potter, sweating my ass off despite the absence of sun, and buying more peaches. Damn I love peaches! I think I've had more of them on this trip than in my whole life.

8-Off to Florence by way of Pisa tomorrow. We've crossed the halfway point which these girls who obviously wanted me for my Potter on the Nice beach said would mean that the trip starts flying by. It hasn't thus far, which is awesome. Time for another poll, and we'd better get better(that sounds dumb) results this time!

What do you want more of in the next blog?
1-Funny conversations we have with people
2-Detailed measurements of the leaning tower's angle to the ground
3-Detailed account of the hottest girl we see from now till blog
4-Most characteristic Italian curse word
5-Other

A quick thanks to everyone who has posted, especially to you mom. That poem was kick ass in every way. They're only possessions right? Love ya. Big A it's definitely "But the talent show is tomorrooooow!" Hope everything is well in Williamsburg.

For the record, I am taking my time with this Potter and am currently on page 443, so no posting spoliers! This is mostly for Bryce "I read slower than that train from Pamplona" Lyle's benefit, but still, let's have some courtesy for the weary travellers.

Ciao

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

I vote for the curse word so that I might add to my already spicy "picked up from my Navy father's choice italian words". However, I get the feeling that the hot girl might be what your buddies pick! Your trip sounds so delish thus far....did you get any sun? take care till next time, Ruth

Anonymous said...

Bryce! I never knew you were such a crazy kid! I am in Charlottesville taking a class at UVA and currently find myself (somewhat willingly) trapped in my hotel room since it is about 108 degrees here. eew. I am once again delighted to read about your (mis?)adventures. I'm somewhat embarassed to admit that the first movie I have seen in the past two months was The Wedding Crashers. I am more embarrassed to admit that I laughed all the way through it. Anyway, sorry to miss you in your home state (however formerly confederate it may be)...I look forward to reading more about your trip.
your favorite temporarily displaced yankee,
mfb
PS - I vote for italian curse words. However if you guys can figure out the angle on the leaning tower (on your own!) I'll be impressed :)

Anonymous said...

Hey Leo,

Happy Birthday - I'm sorry to be almost a month late, but being your awesome (but mildly retarded) aunt, I only realized how to do this after your mother (the most un-computer literate person in the world) told me how to leave a comment without setting up an account. I did try back when it would have been more appropriate (the 26th of June), but failed. So here we are into the latter part of July and boy I hope you had a good birthday.

I hope you know that you're ruining the good name of Cancerians everywhere. We are supposed to be homebodies and here you are literally gallavanting (you are gallavanting aren't you?) all around the world. I keep telling Mary Ellen that Cancers don't travel. I personally don't see any reason to leave one's perfectly comfortable and safe home to take way too many chances of being unsafe and uncomfortable. That's why God invented the Travel Channel. Perhaps a little less Harry Potter and a little more Linda Goodman's Sun Signs would be in order.

It's good to know you're on the downside of the journey. I hope you
are able to find comfort and safety in that big scarey place they call the world.

Much Love,

Aunt Laurie

Anonymous said...

Quizes - what do you think you are, college professors? Okay, I vote #1 or #5!

HP#6 took less than 4 hrs for me, no going slow! I guess that should clue you into who this is commenting. I did like it and now have to slog (not snog) my way thru by reading it to WCB.

So, glad your adventures are going along - sounds like mostly fun with only a few bumps and bruises along the way. Boulders for beaches, too funny! Ciao, ciao RAP

Anonymous said...

I dunno, how can you tell the difference between male & female sharks Leo?

I vote for #5, Other. I want to hear how much Leo/Bryce wants to punch Bryce/Leo in the face after seeing him every day for 3 weeks straight hah :-)

Hope things stay great for the second half of the trip!

Anonymous said...

Female sharks have thicker skin than male sharks...but I don't know how you could tell that.

Good to hear from yall. I have finished HP 6, loved it! And Leo, when you were at the end of the path did you come to a clearing with a lake, very secluded? And were there tall trees all around? And was it dead silent? Gorgeous? And across the lake did you s...a beautiful woman...bathing herself...but she was crying...?

Since I'm on the topic of Friends, I hear enough Italian cursing from Joey, so I vote on hearing more funny conversations had with others. Have fun!

Anonymous said...

How many Olympic cities is that now?

Us former math majors can't wait to get the latest angle measurement of the Leaning Tower. Good luck with that!

Anonymous said...

Hey Guys!
This is July 19th and I'm back at
Colleen's and have so much to catch
up on. I don't want to wear out my
welcome so I didn't hit them up for
computer time for over a week. She
is going to print out what we don't
have after I post this so I can take it home to show Larry. First
i'll respond to your entries and then tell you about our week.
We can definitely empathize with
you concerning the train trip from
hell. When we got to Greece it took us about 8 hours to go maybe
100 miles. We had to stop and wait
for the faster trains to roll by.
We went on a rickety ride in Spain
and there was this young woman with
visible cleavage that just bounced
and bounced much to the delight of
all the men on the train. She had
the biggest smile!!! I'm with you
on the peaches! My favorite time
of the year is summer when I can
slice fresh peaches into a bowl of
Rice Krispies. And I don't even
miss the sugar anymore! I'm in
heaven now baby! As far as the poll goes, I want it ALL! The
longer, the more explicit, the
more descriptive the better. I
love the way you two rag on each
other. And everyone's comments are
so funny, too. I'm especially glad
to see that I'm not the only one
who has typos and double clicks.
And for those of you who haven't
written yet because you're not sure
how--just write, click on Anonymous
and then send. It's that easy!
NOW, for the big day Friday
night. There was an article in the
paper about all the bookstores and
what they planned to do for the big
event. Larry and I went to a book-
store over in the West End near
the Westhampton Theater where they
had set up their own Diagon Alley.
Of course, Larry put on his Wizard's costume and I wore a black
skirt and top and wore the Witch's
hat that I wore at Halloweeen.
There were a lot of booths selling
wands, brooms, cards, robes and
whatnot. Everyone called Larry
Dumbledore and He said he was his
cousin. There was a guy dressed
in a Hagrid costume and there was
a Professor Sprout with a Mandrake
in her hand. There were lots of
kids looking like Harry. Can you
tell that this was perhaps THE
BIGGEST GEEK FEST EVER??? But,
better to be a geek then a dork I
say. Or is it? Anyway, Larry did
some magic and had his picture taken a bunch of times. Then at
11:30 P.M. I went to Books A Million where they were selling the
book for $17.99. I was home by
12:25 with book in hand. I had been up since about 5:00 A.M. so
I only read the first chapter before falling asleep. I'm only on
about page 250 or so. I have to say the words in my head when I read so I'm somewhat slower plus I
have to work for a living so I don't have all kinds of down time.
Someone has to go shopping and cook
dinner, do dishes and laundry and
whatnot. Anyway, Saturday morning
Larry went to Books A Million because I told him that some little
girl won a free book for her costume. Needless to say, Larry
came home with not only a free book
but the carton it came in as well
as four house patches that'll be
worth something in the years to come. It's that ol' Rohr luck
rearing it's head again. Who knew
how much use he would get out of
that wizard's costume when I made it 30 odd years ago?
We'll be going on vacation next
week and will be heading down to
Tennessee to see Mary Ellen, Jim,
and Greg and then on to Boone.
I don't know if they know about
your journal but we'll tell them
if they don't. Greg went to Europe
too so he might have something to
say. Mary Ellen said she would
teach me how to use the computer
so I can get a job. Ruth gave me
her's but I don't know where to put
it. There isn't a phone jack in
your room that I can find and the
ones in the hall are ancient.
Well, I guess I should stop
rambling and get off. Bryce, your
Mom has been so kind to phone us
when you phone her to let us know
how you are. I just remembered that I have the E Mail address for
Bert and Nel's neighbor. You have
their phone number but would you
like this E Mail address? It is
in my purse at home and I'm here.
Should I send it to your regular
E Mail address for the sake of
privacy? I don't know. Maybe I
shouldn't have given you their phone number here either. Oh well.
Please get as much rest as you can.
It worries me that you are posting
at 2:30 in the morning. I'm sure
you will sleep for a week or a month when you get back. I was
past dead tired when we got back
from our trip. It didn't help that
we were lugging around 150 lbs of
stuff. Take care and keep writing.
I don't care that other people might call you geeks--I'm proud as
I can be in your interest in the
finer things like art and history.
That college education is serving
you well (even though we know that
one of you went to the WRONG SCHOOL
Bryce!) Take care and keep cool!
Love ya bunches, Mom

Anonymous said...

Big grinned greetings to you, Leo -
I have enjoyed your adventures and look forward to reading all of your entries, but I don't read as fast as Rockin' Robyn or yourself. I am amazed at all the great events you have experienced, Wimbleton, Toure de, the Bulls, Nice and had Potter thrown in for spice on the long train trips.

I want to post my vote for #1. It's time for some silly dialog with foreigners. Did you bring a golf disc to throw off the Alps? Bet that would fly for a while. Happy and safe travels. Colleen

Anonymous said...

HEY LEROY!!!!!!! HARDLEY??????, THAT IS TOO BIZARRE, PERHAPS ITS CODE FOR A FREE CAR! YA THINK SOMEONE HAS YOUR REAL NAME ON THEIR BOOK AND HAS SKIPPED TOWN (YOU WILL FIND OUT WHEN THE AUTHORITIES COME A KNOCKIN' ON YOUR MA'S DOOR. SHE WOULD GIVE UP YOUR CAR INSTANTLY (ESPECIALLY AFTER ALL THE ACCIDENTS) JUST KIDDIN....THATS RIGHT THEY WILL BE LOOKING FOR A GREY CAR NOT ORANGE SO ALL IS WELL. ANYHOO.....JUST SAW THAT TODAY WHEN SHE WAS SPEED TYPING ON THE COMPUTER WHILE GIVING CLASSES TO LEARNING DISABLED COMPUTER CHALLENGED PERSONS LIKE MYSELF AND LAURIE.. ON TO GROSSER SUBJECTS, IF NOT FOR YOUR MOM I COULD BE BLIND..OK JUST A LITTLE UGLIER ... I HAVE SOME TYPE OF EYE FUNGUS, I WAS SURE I WAS DYING (SHE SAID ALLERGIES, SHE WAS RIGHT) HOWEVER IT LOOKED REAL GROSS, OOOZING, GREEN STUFF WITH ALMOST SWOLLEN LIDS WHEN SHE SAID "TRY AN ANTIHISTAMINE" AND SO I TRIED ONE THEN ANOTHER AND WAS THINKING ANOTHER WOULD REALLY SPEED IT UP THE HEALING PROCESS BUT DR. MOM SAID NO, I DONT THINK SO, SO I AM ALIVE AND WELL....CANT WAIT TO HEAR ABOUT ROME, GOTTA HAVE SOME FEMALE ACTION GOING ON THERE, OR PEOPLE WILL START TO TALK (I MEAN PEOPLE BESIDES YOUR MOM!) WELL, LOVE YA, BE CAREFUL, HAVE FUN, RUTH P.S. KEEP ONE STEP AHEAD OF THE POLICE, THEY WONT EXTRADITE YOU IF YOU MAKE IT BACK HOME....!!!