10.There are certain things that certain posters should certainly not be inquiring. That is all I shall say about that
9.Lido-oh-oh-a-o-o-o
8.My new life dream is to be a postman in Venice.
7.Stealing Bryce's thunder with little gimpy post is fun
6.That girl on the train really was hot.
5.Joe! What a pleasant surprise.
4.I am the Half Blood Prince
3.Internet cafes that play nothing but 80s music rock my world.
2.Cacacazzo
1.How to tell the difference between male and female sharks...the two penises of course!
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I am not sure what the title of this post means, but let me just say, "Here's one for the rooooooad!"
Guten Morgen (or Tag as the case may be) Leo und Bryce,
Was ist los mit du, bitte? (loose translation...WASSUP??? I was so very sorry to read about your journey to hell and back in the outskirts of Venice. That is precisely why God, the armed forces, the Boy/Girl Scouts invented the Buddy System. Perhaps if Leo had been with you, Bryce, it might not have been as bad. At least you did get back into your hostel. When Larry and I were in Munich we thought there would be a late train to the little
town where our hotel was but alas there wasn't and we ended up spending the night in the train station and going back the next morning to pick up our stuff and move on. What a waste of money! It taught us not to rely on schedules. I thought I would give you some German phrases to use which might come in handy. The first is "was gebt sie das an?" which means "what's that to you?" The second is just like it. "was ist da schon dabel?" "What of it?"
and the third is "und was geschicht mit mur?" "what about me?" Just thought they might come in handy. Let me know if I can be of any further assistance. That's what Moms are for.
We're having a relaxing time at Jim and Mary Ellen and Greg's. Larry went to Oak Ridge today to check out a magic store but it turned out the owner wasn't there. He's going to Knoxville to a magic ring meeting tomorrow evening and then on Friday it is on to Boone. Mary Ellen and I did some research on American musical theater today but couldn't find what we were looking for. Further research is in order. We're looking for the musical term contrapuntal or counterpoint. Like the song in Godspell It's all for the Best. Some musicals like Music Man, Call Me Madam, Here's Love have one in them. Leo, you are so lucky to be able to see U2 for free. That ol'Rohr luck is still with you. You didn't mention that Bryce was with you. He doesn't care for them? Was tired of hanging with you? Hopefully you guys haven't had any really bad arguments or fights. It's hell when you are mad at someone and have to travel with them. Dad and I have been down that road but came through the other side all right. I'm sure you guys are fine. Well, there isn't much to say so I guess I'll close for now. As Scarlett would say "Tomorrow is another day." Drink a pint for your ol' man. Exbrost!! Auf Wiederschen und Gute Nacht! Frau Rohr
My dearest son and almost-son,
I feel as though I owe you, your family and friends a deeply felt apology for my lack of manners and sense of propriety. In my feeble attempt at humor I fear I overstepped the normal bounds of decency and for that I apologize. I realize that you two are indeed fine, upstanding, true Southern gentlemen who would never kiss and tell and I would never expect you to if truth be known. I only said that that what was on most people's minds. As handsome as you two are I'm sure you are turning quite a few heads and rightfully so. And I am sure that the women over there are impressed with your manners and fine sense of decorum. And I will leave it at that. Again I am so very sorry.
Love, Mom (Wendy)
P.S. Bryce, you don't have to call me Mrs. Rohr anymore, Wendy will be fine. If Leo can call your parents George and Debra, we can be Larry and Wendy, O.K.?
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